Markets delivered a resounding Bronx cheer to the Federal Reserve on Friday after that confederacy of dunces failed to raise interest rates at its highly anticipated, two-day September meeting.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average (DIA) plunged by 290 points (1.74%) while the S&P 500 (SPY) followed by 32 points (1.62%) and the Nasdaq  Composite Index (QQQ) dropped by 67 points (1.32%).

On the week, the Dow lost only 49 points or 0.3% to close at 16,384.79 while the S&P shed only 3 points or 0.2% to end at 1958.03. Both indices remain down on the year. The tech-heavy Nasdaq managed to eke out a five point or 0.1% gain on the week to close at 4827.23 and remain up on the year.

Markets ended the week confused about the future direction of Fed policy. The former tenured economics professors who guide monetary policy added a new mandate to their existing dual mandates to maintain high employment and price stability.

The Fed’s Farcical Excuses Will Hurt Equities

This new mandate is to worry about the health of foreign economies. And while they didn’t name the economy they were particularly worried about – it was obviously China.

Karl Marx once wrote that history repeats itself – the first time as tragedy, the second as farce. So perhaps we can think about what is happening to this country’s economy as having moved from the tragedy of on-going zero interest rate policies to the farce of not raising them by a paltry 25 basis points, due to global economic conditions…Janet Yellen has effectively now handed over America’s economic policy to China.

After all, the Fed has fallen so far behind the curve in raising rates that it risks damaging its credibility beyond all repair. Stock markets have already entered correction territory (down 10% from their recent highs). If investors decide that the Fed doesn’t know what it is doing (something I have believed for a long time), the market may not find a bottom until stocks lose a lot more altitude.